I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Damn victory sex feels great
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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