That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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