STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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