Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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