Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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