big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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