I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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