About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
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Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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