I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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