just tell him i said nine months
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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