fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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