Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
