I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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