the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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