you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex