Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
should my penis look like a turkey
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.