just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Betty ford says i'm here all night
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say