just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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