She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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