Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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