I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Omg I joined a choir last night...
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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