Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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