hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
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He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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