well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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