that's an acceptable place to lick
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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