The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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