its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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