I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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