Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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