SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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