just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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