i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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