He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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