it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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