I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Holy shit dude........stairs
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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