So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.