The maid of honor just puked.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?