I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She liked it
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
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the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.