Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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