Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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