Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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