So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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