I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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