dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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