Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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