That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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