Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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