you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
operation harelip BJ is a go
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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