We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
