Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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