bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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