I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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