I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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