Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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