just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
she looked like the before picture.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
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The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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