The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
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Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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