Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
please come you make the beer taste better
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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