so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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